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  1. The sequel to 5,000 Great One-Liners Praise for 5,000 Great One-Liners: "It'ss an admirable gift, being able to compress wit and wisdom into a trenchant sentence or so, and Grant Tucker has harvested the world's best - an Olympiad of linguistic play." Daily Mail If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. My co-worker just announced he's getting married. I told him how happy my marriage has made me. But he's still going through with it anyway. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here." The cashier told me, "Strip down, facing me." How was I to know she meant my debit card? Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his food before it was cool. Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made. After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity.From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.

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  2. " See if you can read a paragraph without laughing out loud."Art BuchwaldThe enchanting lady of laughter has done it again—this time taking a hilarious swipe at husbands, honeymoons, tennis elbow, marriage, lettuce, the national anthem, and a host of other domestic dilemmas." It's fun from cover to cover."THE HARTFORD COURANT

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  5. A stretch marks beauty treatment Helps reduce visible stretch marks Improves skin's elasticity & suppleness Silky-smooth texture & fast absorbing Facilitates massage application for effective results

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  6. A stretch marks beauty treatment Helps reduce visible stretch marks Improves skin's elasticity & suppleness Silky-smooth texture & fast absorbing Facilitates massage application for effective results

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  7. These pants are AMAZING, firstly because not only are they a gorgeous pair of comfy pants for maternity, they are also absolutely perfect for wearing long after baby - you don't need to be pregnant to enjoy these pants! Made from super-lycra that has been through several softening processes, they are incredibly soft, stretchy and have a luxurious feel to them. The pull-on style reaches mid waist, with an exposed drawstring to allow you to perfectly adjust the waist to your size, also the waist will stretch with your growing bump and hold its shape so you can continue to enjoy their comfort post partum. The fabric has a self-stripe texture so they are more than just another pair of leggings or plain black pants. They are full length and super versatile - lounge around on the weekend in them, dress them up with a blouse for work, or pair them with your favourite nursing top post-partum! These pants are very stretchy and made to be a skinny fit. You should choose your pre-pregnancy size as they will stretch as needed to accommodate you. We don't recommend sizing up, if you are on the cusp between two sizes the smaller size should be appropriate. Available in: Black (3/4 version also available) **Grey pants are pictured for reference to the style only, the pants are black.Sizing: XS - XLXS = 6-8S = 10M = 12L = 14XL = 16-18

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  8. open floral stretch lace gartered chemise has a cleavage enhancing neckline with halter neck closure, and a flirty sheer ruffle trim. Hook and eye back closure along with a sexy open lace up back makes this outfit a must have. Comes with adjustable garters and G-string. Colours available: Magenta, Black, Royal. Sizes: S-M-L-XL. Shown with No. 5027 and No.90026 Stockings. Material 96% Nylon 4% Spandex Order code: soh-25372 Any Discount vouchers available are applied at the final checkout! stip_tags

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  9. This flexible bra is suitable for maternity and nursing. Its design is wire-free, seam-free and tag-free for maximum comfort. A woman@s body changes during pregnancy and after giving birth. This is why Medela maternity wear is adapted to your needs. The Ultra Stretch nursing bra is suitable for maternity and nursing - no matter for which stage, size or occasion.Benefits of the Ultra Stretch nursing bra The premium stretch fabric of the Ultra Stretch nursing bra adjusts to your changing shape. Its wire-free, seam-free and tag-free design provides great support and everyday comfort while nursing. The one-handed proprietary easy @open-and-close@ clip will make the process very easy for mums. Suitable for maternity and nursing Fabric adjusts to your changing shape Wire-free, seam-free, tag-free design One-handed nursing clip releases quickly and easilySizing:

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  10. Taking example from the all time great "Superseal" record, Skratchy's comes back with his 3rd skipless skratchbreak record! Just like the Superseal recipe, this plate includes whole new sets of skip free funky samples and beats making this the must have add-on sequel to its ever so popular predecessor! The variations in skratch samples found here gives the user new different varieties and challenges that will increase his or her skills on the decks! If you love the Superseal record and want more then here's Gag-Seal Breaks!

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  11. Rufus And Coco Stop Jolt Stretch Lead Introducing the Rufus And Coco Stop Jolt Stretch Lead! This high quality lead includes a special stretch design to absorb sudden shocks and pulling. This unique stretch spring system design helps you and your little mate enjoy your walks together even more! The key features of the Rufus And Coco Stop Jolt Stretch Lead include: Perfect for pet owners that feel every jolt when walking their pet! Flexible stretch design helps to absorb sudden jolts. This eases the strain on your wrists and arms! Soft neoprene lining in handle for increased comfort. Reflective stitching for increased visibility and night time safety. Holds dogs up to 35kg. Stretches to 1.8m. This anti-jolt dog lead is available in red��and black. The Australian owned Rufus & Coco brand was founded in 2008 and quickly developed a reputation for itself.��Rufus & Coco is now the��fastest growing pet brand in Australia. Rufus & Coco are committed to producing high quality pet products that are ethically sourced and use natural alternatives wherever possible. Their range of pet products and accessories are developed in consultation with world leading formulators, manufacturers and developers��to ensure that they are of the highest standard. Looking for a new collar to go with the new lead? The latest Loomo Moonshine LED Dog Collars are available in blue, green and red! Want to add a bit of variety to your dog�۪s wardrobe? We have��TippyTap Bow Tie dog collars available in blue stripe and red tartan and look very cute! Please note, to ensure the speediest delivery of items to customers,��they are sometimes shipped directly from their warehouse locations. This may result in customers receiving items in separate packages.

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  12. Rufus And Coco Stop Jolt Stretch Lead Introducing the Rufus And Coco Stop Jolt Stretch Lead! This high quality lead includes a special stretch design to absorb sudden shocks and pulling. This unique stretch spring system design helps you and your little mate enjoy your walks together even more! The key features of the Rufus And Coco Stop Jolt Stretch Lead include: Perfect for pet owners that feel every jolt when walking their pet! Flexible stretch design helps to absorb sudden jolts. This eases the strain on your wrists and arms! Soft neoprene lining in handle for increased comfort. Reflective stitching for increased visibility and night time safety. Holds dogs up to 35kg. Stretches to 1.8m. This anti-jolt dog lead is available in red��and black. The Australian owned Rufus & Coco brand was founded in 2008 and quickly developed a reputation for itself.��Rufus & Coco is now the��fastest growing pet brand in Australia. Rufus & Coco are committed to producing high quality pet products that are ethically sourced and use natural alternatives wherever possible. Their range of pet products and accessories are developed in consultation with world leading formulators, manufacturers and developers��to ensure that they are of the highest standard. Looking for a new collar to go with the new lead? The latest Loomo Moonshine LED Dog Collars are available in blue, green and red! Want to add a bit of variety to your dog�۪s wardrobe? We have��TippyTap Bow Tie dog collars available in blue stripe and red tartan and look very cute! Please note, to ensure the speediest delivery of items to customers,��they are sometimes shipped directly from their warehouse locations. This may result in customers receiving items in separate packages.

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  13. Alpha Keri Body Slimfit Stretch Mark Reductor and Slimming Serum 200ml

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  14. Whether you're a serious competitor or weekend warrior, you know that proper stretching before and after your workout can improve your performance, increase your flexibility, help prevent injury, and make you feel better. But did you know that the traditional way of stretching -- lock your knees, bounce, hold, hurt, hold longer -- actually makes muscles tighter and "more" prone to injury? There's a new and better way to stretch: Active-Isolated Stretching. And with The Whartons' Stretch Book, the method used successfully by scores of professional, amateur, and Olympic athletes is now available to everyone. This groundbreaking technique, developed by researchers, coaches, and trainers, and pioneered by Jim and Phil Wharton, is your new exercise prescription. The routine is simple: First, you prepare to stretch one isolated muscle at a time. Then you actively contract the muscle opposite the isolated muscle, which will then relax in preparation for its stretch. You stretch it gently and quickly -- for no more than two seconds -- and release it before it goes into its protective contraction. Then you repeat. Simple, but the results are outstanding. The Whartons' Stretch Book explains it all. Part I contains the Active-Isolated Stretch Catalog, with fully illustrated, easy-to-follow stretches for each of five body zones, from neck and shoulders to trunk, arms, and legs -- over fifty stretches in all. Part II offers specific stretching prescriptions for over fifty-five sports and activities, from running, tennis, track, and aerobics to skiing, skating, and swimming. You'll also find advice on stretching for daily activities such as driving, working at a desk, lifting, and keyboarding. Part III discusses stretching for life, with specific recommendations for expectant mothers and older athletes. It also includes specific stretching exercises that could help you avoid unnecessary surgery. Give Active-Isolated Stretching a try for three weeks. You'll never go back to your o

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  15. Muscolino' s comprehensive and visually engaging coverage takes an in-depth look at palpation of muscle and bone along with trigger points and their pain referral patterns, stretching, specific muscle treatment, and more. Amazing four-colour artwork shows palpation of the muscle with illustrations drawn over full-colour photos. New additions such as review questions, "Deeper Thoughts," case studies and an Interactive Muscle Program help you develop integrative clinical-reasoning skills and successfully apply palpation techniques in massage therapy. Key Features Step-by-step muscle palpation coverage with clear reasoning provided for each step presents content in a way that is easily understood and remembered rather than just memorized. Amazing four-color artwork shows palpation of the muscle with muscle and bone illustrations drawn over full-color photos offering you a better sense of exactly how the muscles look and where the muscle is located underneath the skin as it is being palpated. UNIQUE! Stretching coverage provides more information on this effective treatment technique and helps you understand the role of stretching in treatment. Trigger Points and Referral Patterns illustrations show where trigger points lie on the muscle and where pain radiates when an injury is felt so you can effectively identify trigger points and referral patterns in a clinical setting. UNIQUE! Palpation photos help students and practitioners learn to identify muscles when the body is positioned the way they will encounter it in the massage setting. Specific massage-related assessment and treatment strokes are shown through illustrations and in the Palpation Notes, moving you from theory and assessment to practical application. Bone Palpation coverage teaches you to identify and palpate bones and bony landmarks. Chapter overviews and outlines introduce each chapter so you can preview the content and direction of the chapter at the major concept level. Measurable chapter objectives at

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  16. Overview Body Slimfit Stretch Mark Reductor + Slimming Serum 93%* Achieved Visible Stretch Mark Reduction Reduce Stretch Mark Visibility Slim and Shape Helps reduce the visibility and formation of stretch marks, those unsightly streaks of weird-looking lines and reveal your body at the beach. Bio-Enzyme + Collagen-Filler Technology gently exfoliates dead skin cells off the epidermis and brightens the skin making stretch marks less visible. Derivatives of Siegesbeckia Orientalis and Centella Asiatica Extract work together to help stimulate the production of collagen intensively regenerating firmness and evens skin colour and tone. Our Fat Burner Technology speeds up the fat burning process in cells whilst unique actives block metabolism of glucose into fat deposits creating lipolysis (breakdown of fats). 93%* of women confirmed a visible reduction of stretch marks and 83%* of women experienced a visible fat tissue reduction after 4 weeks; slimming and improving body shape. Skin

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  17. Ducted/Central vacuum system hose, tools and accessories kit includes:-Quick Care Stretch Hose 3m-9m Eco Combination toolTelescopic wandRound dusting brushUpholstery tool with removable brushCrevice toolClip-on-wand tool caddyThis kit is compatible with ducted/central vacuum systems including:- Valet, Astrovac, Attila, Aussievac, Beam, Cyclic, DAS, Electrolux, Electron (EVS), Hills, Vacumaid, Volta, Premier Clean, Auskay, Pullman, iCentral and more.

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  18. ACTIVE FIT TO ALLOW EXTRA COMFORT AND MOVEMENT Contrast stretch canvas - front and back upper hip and back inner thigh Curved waistband for better fit and to prevent gaping at back Front slant pockets RHS leg utility pocket with ruler, mobile phone, card and pen division LHS welt cargo pocket Twin back hip patch pockets with reinforced patches YKK branded zip front fly Contrast yellow internal trims, bartacks and keyhole Back shaped knee panel Hem boot shaped cuff PANTS - MENS Size REGULAR 77R 82R 87R 92R 97R 102R 107R 112R 117R To fit waist size (cm) 77 82 87 92 97 102 107 112 117 To fit waist size (inches) 30 32 34 36 38 40 42 44 46 Inner leg (cm) 80 82 82 84 84 86 86 88 88

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  19. ACTIVE FIT TO ALLOW EXTRA COMFORT AND MOVEMENT Mechanical stretch fabric for extra comfort and movement Contrast polyester patches to prevent wear and tear at highly abrasive areas 3M 8710 Reflective cord piping along front and back shoulder yoke Mitred chest pockets with touch tape closure Left pocket with pen division and hidden phone pouch Two piece structured collar Contoured shape two piece sleeve Antistatic carbon yarn in polyester patches for added static control SHIRTS - MENS Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL To fit neck size (cm) 36 37/38 39/40 41/42 43/44 46 48 50 52 54 To fit chest size (cm) 87 92 97 102 107 112 117 122 127 132 To fit chest size (inches) 34 36 38 40 42 44 46 48 50 52

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