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  1. “If I use a tampon, am I still a virgin?”“How drunk am I?”“Can I catch herpes from my cat?”“Is it bad to make yourself throw up?” There’s strange and then there’s Google strange. People turn to Google to ask the questions they don’t dare ask anyone else. This collection of unbelievable Google searches reveals the bizarre, ill-informed, and sometimes sick nature of everyday people. Whether it’s researching how to manually force poop out of their body or wondering if jail is really that bad, this book proves that the truth really is stranger than fiction.
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  2. A direct follow up to National Geographic Angry Birds, this book uncovers real-life shodowns, similiar to the birds vs. pigs face off that fans of the game know and love. Nature can be beautiful, but it can also get angry! Explore the natural world with the Angry Birds and get to know the real showdowns in nature like lions vs. hyenas, venus fly trap vs. flies, and many more. This book looks at 50 of these examples from annoyed armadillos to furious felines!
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  3. Good Fishing George - Over 200 Jokes + Cartoons - Animals, Aliens, Sports, Holidays, Occupations, School, Computers, Monsters, Dinosaurs & More - In Black and White
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  4. Of Cats and Men : Profiles of History's Great Cat-Loving Artists, Writers, Thinkers, and Statesmen
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  5. Godzilla : With Light and Sound!
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  6. SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FROM 20TH CENTURY FOX Two reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours. My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousin’s wedding. We’ve been told by the bride that bringing dates is “mandatory” so we “won’t harass all of my friends all night” and “stay under control.” Rather than ask some fringe women in our lives to go and face the inevitable `does this mean he wants to take it to the next level?!’ questions, we’d rather bring complete strangers and just figure it out… We’re both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained…love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times…raw, emotional, sensitive, but still bad boys….You should be attractive or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive or one of our uncles might grope you. Dave and Mike Stangle thought nothing of it when they boozily decided to turn to the “activity partners” section of Craigslist to solicit dates to their cousin’s wedding. The hilarious, out-of-this-world ad that they came up with-featuring a picture of the two brothers as centaurs-immediately went viral, eventually landing these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the annals of the “Internet famous.” In Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, the Stangle brothers bring their trademark, off-color humor to everything from their most embarrassing adolescent experiences (like getting beat up by a girl on their front lawn…in front of their dad), to the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms with their bulldog, Frank), to proper sexting etiquette, and finally to breaking up a midget bar fight (you have to shoo them away). With the incredible comedic chemistry of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers and the uncensored honesty of Tuck
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  7. Create blunts, joints, tulips, bongs and more with these 20 rolling projects. Attention all stoners, smokers, tokers and weed lovers. Bored of the same old rolls that you do again and again to smoke your weed? Feel like you are doing your cannabis a disservice by packing it up with some cheap tobacco in a crumpled up cigarette paper you found behind the sofa? Well why not try some new ways to enjoy a smoke with Roll Up, Roll Up, a unique guide designed to show you innovative and fun ways to get stoned. There are 20 different rolling projects to try – from simple one-skin spliffs for beginners through to elaborate behemoths like Mjolnir that are guaranteed to get everyone in the vicinity nicely lean. Every roll comes with step-by-step instructions explaining the processes needed to achieve perfect joints that smoke like a dream. Plus, there are also interesting bits of information about the history and cutlure of weed that any smoker will love to read when stoned. So why not treat your weed with a bit of love and respect and lavish it with the care and attention it deserves by smoking it up in one of these show-stopping rolls.
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  8. “Includes a PDF of stunning pole images from the book!”
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  9. Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .Pretty cool, right What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute-in her native tongue How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).So if you want to learn more about how to be more-or at all-like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library.(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
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  10. ’If Lynne Truss were Roman Catholic I’d nominate her for sainthood.’ Frank McCourt The international bestseller, reissued and with a new introduction. A witty, entertaining, impassioned guide to perfect punctuation, for everyone who cares about precise writing. When social histories come to be written of the first decade of the 21st century, people will note a turning point in 2003 when declining standards of punctuation were reversed. Linguists will record Lynne Truss as the saviour of the semi-colon and the avenging angel of the apostrophe. ’This book will stimulate and satisfy. It’s worth its weight in gold.’ Boyd Tonkin, Independent ’A witty, elegant and passionate book that should be on every writer’s shelf.’ Observer ’Lynne Truss deserves to be piled high with honours.’ John Humphrys ’It can only be a matter of time before the new government seizes the chance to appoint her as minister for punctuation. The manifesto is already written.’ Guardian ’She’s a soul sister. She’s one of us.’ Richard Madeley
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  11. What if Darth Vader took an active role in raising his son? What if ‘Luke, I am your father’ was just a stern admonishment from an annoyed dad? In this hilarious and sweet comic reimagining, Darth Vader is a dad like any other-except with all the baggage of being the Dark Lord of the Sith. Celebrated comic artist Jeffrey Brown’s delightful comics give a fresh twist to classic Star Wars ™ moments, presenting the trials and joys of parenting through the lens of a galaxy far, far away, including lightsaber baseball practice, using the Force to raid the cookie jar, and Take Your Child to Work Day on the Death Star (‘Er, he looks just like you, Lord Vader!’), and the special bond shared between any father and son.
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  12. Lee Lin Chin – fashionista, newsreader, Gold Logie loser, social media superstar and Prime Chinister of Australia – has finally deigned to write an advice book. Here she shares her views on all the important topics, from acceptable careers (bartender; brewer) to her favourite cocktail recipe (beer, preferably obscure Japanese, served on ice). Written with Lee Lin’s inimitable flair and contempt for all beneath her, this book will give you the Chinspiration you need to live a transcendent life.
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  13. ‘Authors are easy to get on with – if you’re fond of children.’ – Michael Joseph, publisher ‘May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits’ – Arab curse ‘I married beneath me – all women do.’ – Nancy Asquith ‘Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.’ – Albert Einstein ‘Your blistered crotch!’ – insult from the Marquesas Islands There’s no pleasure like a perfectly-turned put-down (when it’s directed at somebody else, of course) but Matthew Parris’s Scorn is sharply different from the standard collections. So here is a selection of the funniest, sharpest, rudest and most devastating insults in history, from ancient Roman graffiti to the battlefields of Twitter. Drawing on bile from such masters as Dorothy Parker, Elizabeth I, Boris Johnson, Paul Keating, Groucho Marx, Princess Anne, Winston Churchill, Mae West and Alastair Campbell – which form an exchange between voices down the ages – Scorn shows that abuse can be an art form, and this collection includes extended literary invective as well as short verbal shin-kicks. Encompassing literature, art, politics, showbiz, marriage, gender, nationality and religion, Matthew Parris’s sublime collection is the perfect companion for the festive season, whether you’re searching for the perfect elegant riposte, the rudest polite letter ever written, or a brutal verbal sledgehammer.
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  14. Man Up! While it’s definitely more than just monster trucks, grilling and six-pack abs, true manliness is hard to define. The words macho and manly are not synonymous. Taking lessons from classic gentlemen such as Benjamin Franklin and Theodore Roosevelt, authors Brett and Kate McKay have created a collection of the most useful advice every man needs to know to live life to its full potential. This book contains a wealth of information that ranges from survival skills to social skills to advice on how to improve your character. Whether you are braving the wilds with your friends, courting your girlfriend or raising a family, inside you’ll find practical information and inspiration for every area of life. You’ll learn the basics all modern men should know, including how to: Shave like your grandpaBe a perfect houseguestFight like a gentleman using the art of bartitsuHelp a friend with a problemGive a man hugPerform a fireman’s carryAsk for a woman’s hand in marriageRaise resilient kidsPredict the weather like a frontiersmanStart a fire without matchesGive a dynamic speechLive a well-balanced life So jump in today and gain the skills and knowledge you need to be a real man in the 21st century.
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  15. The award-winning cartoonist details the further adventures of Calvin, a mischievous young boy with boundless energy and imagination, and his lovable stuffed tiger.
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  16. What happens when you cross the two most popular areas of the internet age – high fashion and cats? A hilarious plethora of pussies, puns and pet-a-porter, that’s what. Cool Cats & Fashion Felines features over 50 of the fashion world’s most iconic names, in cat parody-Kat Moss, Puss and Becks, Furme’s, Purrberry, Cindy Clawford, Coco Chatnel, and more. This absurdly wonderful collection of illustration is guaranteed to elicit purrs of delight with anyone who loves their cat as much as they do the latest collections from Alexander MeowQueen or Louis Fleaton.
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